666-slut:

when your crush posts a new selfie

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(Source: tuhree, via sorelatable)

- 376
    Gryffindor: Do what is right
    Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
    Hufflepuff: Do what is kind
    Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE
- 114
    My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.